" field goal "

 [ "field goal" ]

1: when someone kicks a man in the groin. Normally he is so much pain that it requires a hospital stay.

 [ "field goal" ]

1: Two men stand up facing each other, their penises touching tip to tip. A third man stands adjacent to the other men. The third man then proceeds to beat off trying to shoot his load in between the other men who are essentially the posts thus completing the field goal.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Rick, wanna kick a field goal? Me and Bobby will be the posts." 

 [ "field goal" ]

1: When a bitch is layin on her back and you stand at her head while shes givin you head, when your about to nut you pull out and donky punch her in the stomach causing her legs to shoot straight up then you shoot your load through her legs better know as the uprights

  * e.g.,  ... Dave "man you shoulda seen that field goal last night" 

 [ "field goal" ]

1: In the act of having an orgasm, aim your meat hammer so that when u jizz(football being kicked) it will head over your two shoulderblades(field goal posts).

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I kicked a field goal last night and it went right past my eyes onto my chair. 

 [ "field goal" ]

1: a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone 

 [ "field goal" ]

1: the gap between the two front teeth of someone that needs dental care.

  * e.g.,  ... damn, did you see the field goal in that girls grill, you could kick a 40 yarder through that gap. 

 [ "field goal" ]

1: a game played when walking with a group of friends. you basically just kick each other in the ass as hard as you can but you have to yell “field goal” as you’re about to kick.

  * e.g.,  ... “hey xavier! field goal!” “aw fuck, zayn don’t!” 

 [ "Field goal" ]

1: When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.

  * e.g.,  ... Breh, we totally nailed that field goal, but the hold was sloppy! 

 [ "Field Goal" ]

1: Verb. Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches! 

 [ "Field Goal" ]

1: Right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend. When it makes it through, FIELD GOAL is yelled during the orgasm.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) I totally got a field goal on her last night!